Cock hunters

05.05.2005Osebno

On “Lejt najt fajls” a group of men that does not say no. That knows the dangers and trills, the passion of kills, the color of bills, the cock hunters.

A: What exactly is that you people are doing anyway?
B: Well, you see, people are not realizing that there is a great demand for cocks out there. I mean seriously, people want cocks all around the world and they want them now. Just take a look at the google query list. Cock is one of the top query words and it does not take a genious to realise that the thing has some potential. And so me and my buddies thought up the cock hunters. And here we are.
A: Ok, I can see where you`re going. So, how does a day in a life of a cock hunter looks like?
B: Well, you see, you have to get up early for cock hunting. It just simply would not do to sleep in every morning while the cocks prance around the place. Cocks are night creatures and it`s best to get them when they are coming back to their lairs, all tired from the night-out. The trick is to wait for the big swarm to come along and not pick on the individual cocks. They tend to lose their capability of running away and fighting off if there`s more than one of them. You see, cocks are basically dicks and each and every one of them thinks that others will fight for him *har*har*har*.
A: And then what?
B: Well, storage is the basic problem that cock hunters face through-out the world. Basically, you need a cool, but not cold and warm but not hot environment, where the cocks will reatain their posture and won`t shrivel up and away. So you have to have a decent amount of storage boxes with you at all times, so that you can safely transport them to the laboratory where they wait for the buyer to come pick them up.
A: Who buys cocks?
B: You`d be surprised *wink*wink*glass eye falls out*curses*glass eye back in place* just how many people are actually willing to pay big bucks for these creatures. You`d think that most of these queries are mere jokes, but we have quite a customer list and we hate letting them down. And we keep the whole thing private and confidential as much as possible. We won`t screw you over…but maybe our cocks will…*har*har*har*
A: Are you planning to expand to other regions?
B: Ah, right now our primary concern is keeping the customers happy. We don`t feel the need for overexpanding, it if means dropping our quality level.
A: Well, that wraps it up for tonight, thank you for dropping by and here`s to many cocks to come.
B: Thank you for having us.