I think it`s high time somebody kills Santa Claus. I mean it. They should dispatch an elite team of soldiers, head over to Grenland and shoot the guy. Or better yet, target him with a missile and just let it fly. Cause this guy is starting to get on my nerves.

First of all, why do we have to start bombing ourselves with christmas in the beginning of december? I mean, christmas is one day and one day only holiday. OK, two days tops but that`s cause you go to bed on the 24th and on the 25th everything is peachy and gifts are lying around and stuff…

I took a walk to work this morning (like I do every day) and christmas time was already here. My god, people. Where is your mind? It`s lucky we celebrate the day of the dead on the 1st of november, and you can`t start partying the minute you come back from the graveyard, otherwise, christmas time would start ever sooner. The dead again saved the living.

And what`s with the lying to kids stuff? I mean, sure OK, they gotta have something to believe in, but is this santa claus thing pushing it a little too far? Check this Q&A out and scroll down to the question number 18. Something about his red suit. And then read this. And then decide whether Santa should live or not. I hope he dies soon from liver disease. And that his piss turns red. Ho-ho-ho. And I hope Saint Nicolas, the original “Santa Claus”, rises from the dead and dishes out some holy retribution.

Now go back to your carols.