One of those that can mean a world or absolutely nothing. Was I drunk? Did my camera misfire? Was it intentional? What it is anyway??
This is actually scene one in the project I call “Pattern recognition”. Nothing special, just some interesting patterns that are all around us but we never really see them. Or maybe that`s just me and all others are so much more perceptive. I`ve been thinking about setting up a gallery for my photos. But on the other hand, too much would probably be an overkill and they`re not ALL that good. Have to start archiving them on my disk properly. Or something. I just don`t wanna end up like my father that takes way too many photos of cycling events and such and then keeps an archive of several 10 giga megabytes. I want it small and nice. Keeping it real.
Oh, and another thing. I need your help. Seriously. If you know any good computer jokes that do not include the punchline where a blonde woman discovers how stupid she is, please post the link under “comments”. They want me to write some more scripts for the RTVSLO and I can`t find any. I mean, can`t find any good ones. So if you have any links handy, I`d be very grateful. If not, I`m just gonna have to do MY job. Think funny.
Oh…I forgot to tell you but we won! Check this out…
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THE PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
CONTINENTAL LOTTERIES S.A.
C/O´DONNELL 306,
28830 MADRID
SPAIN.
Ref: 41/9606/CL
Batch: WC/ES/3314-2165
01-12-2004.
WINNING NOTIFICATION!!!
Congratulations first category prize winner! You have been selected as one of six winners of the Worldwide Continental Lotteries, Madrid-Spain, computer ballot draws, therefore will be a privileged receiver of the grand prize of â¬520,410.25 (FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS, TWENTY FIVE CENTS ONLY).Your e-mail address was attached to the winning number 3 -7 -14 -21 -33 -46.
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Draw Serial No:778-1040.
Winning No: 3 – 7 – 14 – 21 – 33 – 46.
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International Promotions Manager,
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Holy shit, huh? Two problems though. Their english sucks and this came onto our mailing list. So…erm…do we split the profits? How exactly does a mailing list win? (Please notice the sarcasm).
I hate spam. And I don`t mean this computer generated stuff, machines are dumb anyway, the thing I hate most is when people actually take the time to send you a powerpoint presentation or something in that deparment. I mean…jesus. If you don`t have anything better to say than sending .ppt files around, then just be quiet. And stop sending me kittens and wild life picture. I get that when I TAKE A WALK. Sigh.
