I know that you probably heard it before and someplace else, but if you did not…it`s friggin` cold out here. And this is me talking…I even LIKE the cold.

But this is too much. The skies may be screaming and the weather may be clear but that just adds to the cold. Today is the first official day of the spring and we are breaking records in the lowest temperatures in this part of the world. Our current record is -24,3 degrees Celcius. Which qualifies as “Fucking cold!”. I wonder if my piss would turn into ice if I decided to take a leak outside. Something we`ll never know I guess.

Word of the wise: “Keep yourself warm and don`t lick any poles!

p.s.
jokes about poles from poland are welcome.