Month: March 2005

Fuck or pay!

This could be the common translation of the new proposition in the demographic department of Slovenia. The thing is, wiseguys from above decided that couples who do not have kids are not a) contributing enough to the economy b) not providing their share of the “new population” and c) are […]

Are you OK, man?

Hm, it looks like I`ve been overblogging this blog today. I cannot help it, there nothing much one can do when he is feeling sick. So it`s either lying in my bed, staring at the ceiling or sitting in a chair, staring at the screen. And since I am not […]

DVD predvajalnik

Dve ženski ob nakupu DVD predvajalnika. “Ta je res dober model. Predvaja tudi slovenske podnapise!” — Two women are discussing a DVD player. “This one is really good. It even plays Slovene subtitles!”

Pazite se škornja!

Dekle sedi v parku in zraven nje na tleh skačejo golobi. In potem ona reče: “Bejž pidžn, tem z butsi!”

Call to arms!

Now listen up. We are announcing the opening of a sub-category on this blog called “Zanč tko slišm” which will feature the stupidities people say in public. This is the Slovene equivalent of the “In passing” and “Overheard in New York“. The procedure of posting is very simple. You hear […]

Leaving New York

The sun is screaming outside. The skies are screaming along with it. The blue color of the present and the future is slowly replacing the grey skies of the past. The skies that need to be torn so that sunshine will come again. It`s not like we`ve never been here […]

Into the white…

I will make the bad things go away. I will leave it all behind. I will go and go real far. I will leave it all behind. Into the white.

Friggin cold!

I know that you probably heard it before and someplace else, but if you did not…it`s friggin` cold out here. And this is me talking…I even LIKE the cold. But this is too much. The skies may be screaming and the weather may be clear but that just adds to […]