It sure seems like one. Mornings are always the same. Stuffy air. Check. Cold floor. Check. Noises people make when they are leaving. Check. Yep. We have a morning.Yuppie. Not. You see, there are two types of mornings. Type One and Type Two. Type One usually behind around eleven o`clock […]
Month: May 2005
Do adds add or substract?
OK…this is interesting. One of those things nobody really thinks about but once you set your mind on it, it starts to bug you. Imagine, adds big as a planet. Which would circle the Earth. A giant floating add for femine hygiene products. “Look Jim, it`s a comet!” “No, Bob, […]
The bill
Staring at the white page of a post template. Scary. Listening to the soundtrack of Der Untergang and wondering what tomorrow will be like. Letting Baya read my “high school” novels. Amused by her reactions. Worrying since the disk is making weird sounds. Deciding I`ll let the machine running for […]
Poetry attempt at quarter to ten
There is something `bout that word, that made my heart beat quicker, there is something `bout that word, that made my sight to flicker, there is something `bout that word, that changes everything, there is something `bout that word, that makes my soul to sing.
So your real name would be…
Pizda, sem bitch, ej, bitch, ej, prov bitch sem. — Goddamn it, I am a bitch, I mean bitch, I really am a bitch
Heat(ed issues)
As the Earth moves closer to the Sun on its anual rotation, we find ourselves subjected to a strange phenomenon known as “the heat”. Mind you, this happens every single year, yet every time we are under the infulence of “the heat” people start to change into something unrecognizable. Take […]
Der Untergang
The last days of the third reich
Name that operation!
This is the source. It`s about a military exercise in Slovenija. The name…”zvita podlasica” (sneaky weasel). Seriously. Who comes up with these names? It`s almost as bad as “operation freedom” they used in Iraq. What`s next? Drunken bear? Bad ant (huda mravljica)? Cafe con latte? Let`s pick the best name […]
Walkthrough
Funny how a walk through the city can resemble so much to listening to the radio and turning the knob, switching between stations. You`re walking and pieces of different conversations are bouncing off of your ears, making combinations like “I worry cause of you…but at least I had a decent […]
The results of the “Guess the country”
I am sorry but no one got it right. This means that the fabolous prize is moving into the round two, in which it will become even more fabolous. The closest however was BeeBee, who spotted the UK pervert. The correct answers are… The query word is “Pussy movie” The […]