Seriously.

The western world is so overfed and so full of itself that only a plague can save us. Wiping out three quaters of the whole population would do wonders. Setting fires for fun is only possible in here. No other place but the great Europe, the land of intelect and wisdom. And they say the americans are funny (you know, in the head).

And if the english are selling a gypsy fights DVD on ebay, we would have no problems bringing back whippings and filming them on DVD. Screw “The passion of JC”, this is the real deal. Imagine that. A full-lenght dvd, multiple cameras, a soundtrack, backstage info and more!

In the words of the immortal Joker (yeah, I know he dies in the end, ok?): This town needs an enema!