Dear Richard Kofi Addo!

Praiseth the lordth for the day has cometh! I have been praying for a day like today for the last five years and this proveth that god does exist. You came to the right address my dear friend for I will follow your advice to the letter. Please, I hope I am not too late and that you did not contact any other people because they are all thieves! Only I am the one and only soul on this planet, sincere and honest to my very bottom of my heart and I wish nothing more than to oblige you and to go into business with you.

Please for the love of god and everything sacred, I hope this letter finds you and finds you well.

With the utmost respect,