“So when is he going to do it?” the audience asks. “He only has one day left you know!” shout the masses. “Will he stop writing these foolish movie reviews that nobody reads and get on to the wagon with the rest of the crowd which is anxious to analyse the year that is about to end with a pop??” scream the throng.
The truth is, I will not do such a thing.
“What???!” shriek the audience, the mass and the throng in unison. “Have you gone completely mental??” inquire politely, signaling for the men in white to come and take me away.
My mental health is as good as always and I am aware of the fact that tomorrow is the last day of December. However, this year has been fully documented in this blog. And if you are a trustful reader, you already know the story of the year 2005. For the rest of ya sea turtles (yes, I am trying to be creative in my puns…is that a crime?), here is a run-down of the year 2005. Twelve months, twelve posts. The things that meant the most. Buckle up!
There you have it.