No, I did not iron my fake boobs and they caught on fire. For your information, that material is called siLLicon. No, the burning silicon I am referring to is inside the computer. You know…chips and stuff. Apparently, it`s not a good thing if the fan stops working and there`s smell of burnt plastic in the air. It`s also not a good thing if the same thing happens twice. And even then it still took the processor several weeks to completely fold. AMD power!

Anyway, it`s gone now, to the cool heaven of overheated CPUs. May the big chill do him good.