Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero
Title: When Grandfather Dies

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When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
i’ll scream and i’ll yell
coz i’ll be fucking rich as hell
so grandfather die
dont keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather dont
hold on another day
i love you to death
but i’ve got bills to pay

A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I’ll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I’ll jam with the stones, I’ll dine with the queen
So let’s say we unplug that machine
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how i
wish kevorkian was here

For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
I`m sick of the stench from your diaper spills
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose veins
Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight
You old mother fucker just walked toward goddamn light
Walk toward the light old man
walk toward the light old man

Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
before i collect the small overcite
but everything should turn out alright
I’ll start working on my grandma tonight

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Stephen Lynch proved to be the weapon of choice for the job. What job? Well, read on.