A (standing next to the chair, syringe in one hand, cotton in the other): So, what do you study?
B (sitting on the chair, mouth full of cotton): Journghmfdgfgm
A: Are you more of a theorist or are you a man of action?
B: Mghtghgfgp

*after the procedure*

A: You never did tell me your course
B: Journalism
A: Really? You going to write an article about this?
B: Perhaps.
C: Just be careful what you write…you still have one more tooth to pull out.

Crazy docs…