I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)
I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
But does methane really harm the ozone layer? I thought it just contributes towards the greenhouse effect (which is bad enough, of course).
Now, if you keep the steaks and milk in an old fridge with lots of CFCs, that’s a whole nother story 🙂
Yey!
I mean, uhm, yaaay 😉
Now I have to pee
Cause this is funny.
yeah……i am COW…..
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………
THIS THING IS UBER-FUNNY. IT MAKES ME HUNGRY FOR HAMBURGERS.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
do brown cows make chocolate milk
that are the best song it’s realy good song moo…
hey guys i love singing i am cow you know you guys are the best the second verse is awesome funny and crazy and again you guys rock
hey you guys rock big time big time
i am cow is awesome im mean awesome
you guys rock anyways i have to go play happyfeet for p.s.2
again you rock
I like this song alot. It’s entertaining & it’s damn funny.
I AM COW. we loooooove this soonnnng,
it is soooooo funny and true i crapped my pants laffin lol ps. i am eating steak for dinner MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
haha tis song rocks!how can people b mean to cows! after all they look like YOU!