You can read part uno at Morska deklica.

I got this in the mail today…

• First of all, what does a microphone in the photo have to do with the rest of the text since it says “articles and press releases for different companies”?
• Second, “…articles AND press releases…” Sure, I get it. More of the latter, none of the former…
• Third, it says the applicants should send their last three publications. What if you work in the field of radio or TV?
• Fourth, I got this via email in a single JPEG file with dimensions 2500×3500. Hurray for tooth decay!

Seriously…this is a job for a secretary…not a soon-to-be graduated journalist.

And here is my take at advertising “journalistic” work…(slovene only)

“V podjetju FAFME boš delal boš z starimi kurci, ki nimajo pojma, a srali ti bodo na glavo, ko da so naslednji predsednik države. Pisal boš večinoma eno in isto, tako da obvladaj kopi-pejst, plačan boš pa na prispevek, ne na uro oziroma pavšal.Tvoj predhodnik se je po petih tednih dela ubil, ker je moral delat članke za ženske vložke, tako da pričakujemo, da ti bomo samo trikrat nakazali plačo. Drgač smo pa ful fajni in dinamični, ker da vedno kdo odpoved oziroma se komu strga in je treba potem policaje klicat. Pričakuj tudi zelo dinamično dodeljevanje honorarja, ker enkrat bo, enkrat se nam bo pa sprdnilo in ti ga ne bomo dali. Tvoj CV pošlji na naš službeni mail, mutzy69@hotmail.com.”